• Now She Tells Me

    From Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to All on Sun Apr 30 00:04:08 2023
    My husband's best friend, Gary, gave him a birthday
    party for his wife. Guests laughed and applauded as
    the birthday girl opened a mountain of gifts from her
    devoted husband. As she showed off the collection
    of lovely things to wear, the happy woman declared,
    "If my husband didn't buy me clothes, I'd be naked
    all the time."

    Gary rolled his eyes and said, "NOW she tells me!"

    --Diane Hall..
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)