Car Acronyms
From
Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to
All on Mon Mar 13 00:05:52 2023
Car Acronymns...what they REALLY stand for!!
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Effecient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended trips
CHRYSLER:
Can't Have Refund,You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT
Failure In Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All The Time
Fix It Again, Tony
Fix It Again Tomorrow
FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust And Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
GEO
Good Engineering Overlooked
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
KIA
Kick It Again
MERCEDES
Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular object
***
* My daughter asked me one time, "Daddy, before you married Mommie, who
told you how to drive ?"
--------------------
* Why is it that when most people drive everyone going slower than they
are is a moron, and those going faster are maniacs ?
--------------------
* The Police have stopped my wife so many times for speeding, they
decided to just give her a season ticket.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)