Lye, Cheetham, and Steele: Attorneys at Law

With associates of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

Don't forget they also have a whole complement of other staff...

Document Destruction Specialists ........ Douse and Burnham
Accounts Payable Administrator........... Imelda Czechs
Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office ... Dasha Checkhov
Accounts Receivable Clerk, Mumbai........ Vishnu Payup
Airline Seat Tester ..................... Wilma Butfit
Alaskan Prenuptial Advisor .............. Rush Inuit
Alignment Inspector ..................... Lou Sequsi
Alternative Fuel Consultant ............. Amanda Livering Cole
Anger Management Coach .................. Kristen Hollerd
Anger Management Consultant ............. Joanne Slowburner
Animal Control Officer .................. Turner Luce
Appalacian Chef ......................... Everett Possum
Appeals Specialist ...................... Bud Uronner
Appetizer Coordinator ................... Barabara Ganush
Appointment Secretary ................... Stu Earley
Appointment Secretary II ................ Amadeus O. Early
Arbitration Expert ...................... Viola Fuss
Asphault Contractor ..................... Luciano Pavearoadi
Assertiveness Coach ..................... Lois steem
Asst. Customer Care Email Coordinator ... Kurt Reply
Asst. Director of Female Moral Suppt .... Hugo Gurll
Asst. Ground Transportation Coordinator . Lisa Carr
Back Seat driver ........................ Mischa Turnov
Bad Joke Interpreter .................... Nadia Geddit
Biblical Scholar ........................ Vera Lee Isay
Bob Dylan Scholar ....................... I. Shelby Relesed
Bolt Tightener .......................... Tilda Plierslip
Brethalyzer Administrator ............... Eureka Garlic
British Doorman ......................... Isaiah Olchap
Brother in the Military ................. Major Payne-Diaz
Russian Chauffeur ................. Pikup Andropov
Automobile Brake Technician ....... Schlomo Quigley
Bunji Jumping Instructor .......... Hugo First
Broadcast Program Director ........ Philip Airtime
Cabinet Maker ..................... L. Ron Cupborad
Coffee Additicion Therapist ....... Bruno Moore
Car Stereo INstaller .............. Carlos Antenna
Bar Bouncer ....................... Euripides Ibreakyaface
Ice Rink Manager .................. Sam Boney
Lubrication Specialist ............ Alan Greasepan
Math Consultant ................... Horatio Algebra
Phsyics Consultant ................ Victor Analyss
Unemployment Specialist............ Art Majors
Chief Tire Repair Technician....... Yessir Itsaflat
Plus Size Clothing Designer ....... Hugh Jass
High School Graduation Speaker .... Gladys Overwith
Presidential Correspondant ........ George Stayontopothis
Conductor of Orchestra............. Phillip Harmmonic
Complain Line Operator ............ Savyer Breth
Copyright Attorney ................ Pat Pending
Chief Defense Attorney ............ Justin Volk the 5th
Russian Chauffeur ................. Pikup Andropov
Automobile Brake Technician ....... Schlomo Quigley
Bunji Jumping Instructor .......... Hugo First
Broadcast Program Director ........ Philip Airtime
Cabinet Maker ..................... L. Ron Cupborad
Coffee Additicion Therapist ....... Bruno Moore
Car Stereo INstaller .............. Carlos Antenna
Bar Bouncer ....................... Euripides Ibreakyaface
Ice Rink Manager .................. Sam Boney
Lubrication Specialist ............ Alan Greasepan
Math Consultant ................... Horatio Algebra
Phsyics Consultant ................ Victor Analyss
Unemployment Specialist............ Art Majors
Chief Tire Repair Technician....... Yessir Itsaflat
Plus Size Clothing Designer ....... Hugh Jass
High School Graduation Speaker .... Gladys Overwith
Presidential Correspondant ........ George Stayontopothis
Conductor of Orchestra............. Phillip Harmmonic
Complain Line Operator ............ Savyer Breth
Copyright Attorney ................ Pat Pending
Chief Defense Attorney ............ Justin Volk the 5th
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