Top Ten Ways To Tell You Need A Co-Sysop:

10. You are spending more time with your bbs than Wife/Significant Other
9. You Haven't Replied to any Mail to you thinking I'll Get to IT
8. You test a Door locally and it works but Locks Up when a user
tries it. You of course don't realize it because you don't read the
mail.
7. You decide to add 10 National Echo nets with a total of 1000
message areas and just found out how much time it Will take.
6. You rebuild the entire BBS just for fun even though you have 25
other Sysop's calling for NetMail.
5. You are about to go on Vacation
4. You have no one to blame when things break
3. You have poor Admin Skills.
2. You have not Idea what to do next
1. You are Lazy!!!!!

Top Ten More Ways To Tell You Need A Co-Sysop:

10. Your wife gives birth and you find out about it in netmail.
9. You think Pepsi and potato chips make a nutritionally sound meal.
8. You know everything about your users but have no idea how old your
firstborn is.
7. You no longer read the newspaper because everything you need to know
is posted in netmail.
6. You have time to expand your conferences and setup new doors, but
don't have time to change a lightbulb.
5. You've learned to get by on three hours sleep.
4. You can find money for a 16.8 D/S, a 1 gig hard drive, and a CDRom,
but can't afford to fix that rickety step out front that someone
will undoubtedly break their leg on sometime soon.
3. You try to hit the F key to screen capture some interesting images
off the TV.
2. You say ROTFL and no one at work understands what you're talking
about.
1. Your speech is so peppered with BBSese that people think you've
learned a new language.
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* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)