• Car Acronyms

    From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Mon Mar 13 00:05:53 2023
    Car Acronymns...what they REALLY stand for!!

    CHEVROLET:
    Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
    Cheap, Hardly Effecient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
    Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended trips

    CHRYSLER:
    Can't Have Refund,You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement

    DODGE
    Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

    FIAT
    Failure In Italian Automotive Technology
    Fix It All The Time
    Fix It Again, Tony
    Fix It Again Tomorrow

    FORD
    First On Recall Day
    First On Rust And Deterioration
    Fix Or Repair Daily

    GEO
    Good Engineering Overlooked

    GMC
    Garage Man's Companion
    Got A Mechanic Coming

    HONDA
    Had One Never Did Again

    KIA
    Kick It Again

    MERCEDES
    Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales

    VOLVO
    Very Odd Looking Vehicular object

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    * My daughter asked me one time, "Daddy, before you married Mommie, who
    told you how to drive ?"
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    * Why is it that when most people drive everyone going slower than they
    are is a moron, and those going faster are maniacs ?

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    * The Police have stopped my wife so many times for speeding, they
    decided to just give her a season ticket.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)