• Robbery Humor And More

    From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Sun Mar 19 00:04:52 2023
    A robber tries to rob a bank, and is told by one of the tellers that
    he is at the wrong window. He immediately brandishes his weapon, and
    announces that this is a robbery. He is promptly ignored by everyone
    in the bank. Shortly thereafter, he storms out the door with nothing...
    and muttering about the lousy service and rude employees.

    ***

    A robber robs a bank in a neighboring town, and then takes the money
    that he got from the heist, and tries to deposit it in his own bank in
    his hometown...with the money still in bands from the bank he robbed!!

    ***

    A robber robs a bank, and is apprehended shortly afterward. Not only
    was he wearing his workplace uniform at the time, but he used his own
    deposit slip as a stick up note!!

    ***

    A robber goes into a doughnut shop and tries to rob the place. He
    immediately is arrested by a police officer who was in the shop at the time...and the officer was in uniform!!

    ***

    A police officer is rushed to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy.
    As he is waking from the surgery, he feels a tearing against his chest. Horrified, he thinks the anesthesia has worn off, and they're doing
    additional surgery. Lifting his hospital gown, he discovers three huge
    strips of athletic first aid tape...the real adhesive, sticky, stuff...
    taped to his hair on his chest. On them, written in big letters "Get Well Soon...from the nurse you ticketed last week".

    ***

    In a Catholic School Cafeteria, one end of one of the tables has a bowl
    full of red, delicious apples. One of the nuns has written and placed a
    sign next to the bowl, stating "Take only ONE apple...God is watching
    you". Meanwhile, at the other end of the table, is a bowl of chocolate
    chip cookies. One of the little kids writes his own sign, and places it
    by them, which states "Take ALL the cookies you want...God is watching
    the apples".

    ***

    New video cassette sold with the purchase of a new VCR. The subject:
    how to hook up the VCR!!

    ***
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to All on Mon Jun 19 00:04:47 2023
    A robber tries to rob a bank, and is told by one of the tellers that
    he is at the wrong window. He immediately brandishes his weapon, and
    announces that this is a robbery. He is promptly ignored by everyone
    in the bank. Shortly thereafter, he storms out the door with nothing...
    and muttering about the lousy service and rude employees.

    ***

    A robber robs a bank in a neighboring town, and then takes the money
    that he got from the heist, and tries to deposit it in his own bank in
    his hometown...with the money still in bands from the bank he robbed!!

    ***

    A robber robs a bank, and is apprehended shortly afterward. Not only
    was he wearing his workplace uniform at the time, but he used his own
    deposit slip as a stick up note!!

    ***

    A robber goes into a doughnut shop and tries to rob the place. He
    immediately is arrested by a police officer who was in the shop at the time...and the officer was in uniform!!

    ***

    A police officer is rushed to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy.
    As he is waking from the surgery, he feels a tearing against his chest. Horrified, he thinks the anesthesia has worn off, and they're doing
    additional surgery. Lifting his hospital gown, he discovers three huge
    strips of athletic first aid tape...the real adhesive, sticky, stuff...
    taped to his hair on his chest. On them, written in big letters "Get Well Soon...from the nurse you ticketed last week".

    ***

    In a Catholic School Cafeteria, one end of one of the tables has a bowl
    full of red, delicious apples. One of the nuns has written and placed a
    sign next to the bowl, stating "Take only ONE apple...God is watching
    you". Meanwhile, at the other end of the table, is a bowl of chocolate
    chip cookies. One of the little kids writes his own sign, and places it
    by them, which states "Take ALL the cookies you want...God is watching
    the apples".

    ***

    New video cassette sold with the purchase of a new VCR. The subject:
    how to hook up the VCR!!

    ***
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)