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  • Good News And Bad News

    From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Thu Mar 30 00:04:05 2023
    From "Laughter Never Gets Old"...

    Good News and Bad News...

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    Good News: You baptized 7 people today in the river.

    Bad News: You lost 2 of them in the current.

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    Good News: The women's guild voted to send you a get-well card.

    Bad News: It passed 31 to 30.

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    Good News: The elder board accepted your job description the way you
    wrote it.

    Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a search
    committee to find somebody capable of filling the position.

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    Good News: You finally found a choir director who approaches things
    the same way you do.

    Bad News: Everyone else in the choir quit.

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    Good News: Mrs. Jones is wild about your sermons.

    Bad News: Mrs. Jones is also wild about "The Gong Show", "The 3 Stooges",
    and "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre".

    ***
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)